Shoe News Weekly
- Have you ever seen a pair of shoes hanging from utitilty lines and ever wondered what it meant? [semissourian]

- Atleast She Didn’t throw any shoes [miamiherald]
KELLY OSBOURNE: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne’s daughter was arrested for slapping a journalist who insulted her boyfriend. Now she’s in rehab again. Nice to see she’s getting her life on track.
SARAH PALIN: The Alaska governor is shopping her memoir around for $11 million. She wants to buy back that private jet off eBay.
BRITNEY SPEARS: The pop tart has signed a book deal for $14 million. She can buy a lot of underwear — and Sarah Palin’s plane.
OPRAH: After the inaugural parties, she reportedly dropped by the White House for a nightcap. Then she asked Obama to be his food taster.
PARIS HILTON: The heiress was awarded a plaque by the Humane Society for her support of Save the Seals. Lucky for them, she prefers mink.
- Resembling a more modern day Billy Ocean, Kanye West debuts another pair of shoes from his Louis Vuitton shoe line. The entire shoe line will be available at LV stores in June. [JJ]










